Guided Potato Meditation - "You Are a Potato"

In this meditation, you are a potato in the ground. The soothing voice of Melanie Beth Curran combines with gentle banjo sounds to connect listeners to their inner potato power. Potatoes have long been used for nutrition, comfort, and as batteries in youth science projects.

Possible Effects of the Meditation* (12 minutes)
Lower Heart Rate
Decrease Cholesterol
Heal Ancestral Trauma from Potato Related British Induced Irish Genocide Incident
Increase Hotness
Anti-Aging
Spark Visions
Sleep Better than EVER

Order this meditation now. You will receive your very own audio file over email. You can use this file for all your meditation needs. Download it to your favorite devices. Sample it in your DJ set. Record it onto a cassette tape. We don't care. What matters most is that you know inside that you are enough, there is enough, and there are sprouts growing from your eyes.

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*None of these claims are FDA facts